Queerios!

When did you first see Rocky Horror?
I first saw the movie with my friend Lauren when I was like 12. She was obsessed with the lips on the cover of the box and convinced her parents to rent it for her. We watched it and she hated, loathed, and despised it, and I fell in love with it. First time I saw it with a cast was back in the Discount days when I was a Freshman in high school. Then, I never left.

When did you join the cast?
02/16/2001- I officially played for the first time because they had no one else to play Magenta that night and since I was friends with the cast, was dating a cast member, and had been to the show every week for like the past three years, they decided they could throw me in.

Why did you join the cast?
I still have no idea. I always admired the people on cast and the fact they had the confidence to do it, but I always said that I would never join. I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.

What do you do on cast?
Mostly I play hookie. Since having surgery in March, my cute hubby worries about me trying to do too much. I'll be back one day...

Who's sexier, Columbia or Magenta?
I know this is sacrelige, but I really don't think either is very attractive. I mean, Little Nell in Shock Treatment was hot, but that's about as close as it gets for me.

What keeps you going to Rocky every weekend?
Sometimes I ask myself the same question...

How has Rocky Horror affected your life?
I found myself at Rocky, I found my husband at Rocky, I found my life at Rocky.

Do you have a love/love or a love/hate relationship with Rocky?
I know I've been sentimental so far, but defnitley a love/hate relationship. I CAN'T ESCAPE!!!

What do you think of Shock Treatment?
I absolutely hated it until we went to the Rocky Con in Witchita and I saw the live cast perform it. Now, I love it!

What do you do when you're not at Rocky?
Work, play video games with my hubby, hang out at home, play Betty Crocker, watch TV. I am a really boring person...

Are you a pirate or a ninja? (butt pirates don't count)
Totally a NINJA!!! (To Kevin's Horror!)

Besides Rocky, what are your obsessions?
Kevin and The Simpsons.

What are a few of your favorite things?
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things

What is your dream job?
Totally a stay at home Mom, but on the side I want to own a punk rock, upscale, hair salon in San Marcos. I just have to start and get through school first.

What's your favorite kind of pie?
Chocolate Satin makes me happy in pants!!

Anything else random to share?
I am terrified of frogs and squirrels.

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