Queerios!

When did you first see Rocky Horror?
An army buddy of mine dragged me to the Dream Theater in Monterey, CA on Jan 20, 1990 to see Rocky for my 19th birthday.

When did you join the cast?
June 2008

What do you do on cast?
Currently, I'm one of the Tech Directors.

Who's sexier, Columbia or Magenta?
Magenta is definitely sexier for a lot of reasons: (1) Maids are sexier than female cross dressers and (2) maids are much more fun to spank, (3) incestuous elbow sex is sexier than groupie sex, (4) yawning displeasure is sexier than screeching displeasure, (5) sliding down banisters is sexier than tripping on stairs, (6) negligee is sexier than pajamas, (6) and playboy bunnies (even former ones) are hot.

What keeps you going to Rocky every weekend?
It's a cheap alternative to therapy & strip clubs.

Do you have a love/love or a love/hate relationship with Rocky?
A love/love, hate relationship. I love being on cast, I love being an audience member, and I hate having to choose between the two.

What do you think of Shock Treatment?
I love the music, but I've only seen the movie once, and it hasn't yet grown on me.

What do you do when you're not at Rocky?
Usually sitting around writing stories about chivalrous knights, distressed damsels, sadistic space aliens, and genetically engineered tentacle sex toys.

Are you a pirate or a ninja? (butt pirates don't count)
I suppose I'm a weird mix. I'm quiet and often startle people because they don't hear me coming. But I love ale, and the color black bores me. So I guess I'm a piranja. Or ninjate. Or piniranjtea. Or pirninajate.

What are a few of your favorite things?
Sex, cycling, bibliophilia, writing, oceans, Doctor Who, D&D, fetish models, collars, Young's Double Chocolate Stout in the 1 pint bottles, medium rare ribeyes, spanking eager yet reluctant bottoms, the Oxford English Dictionary (and may the gods forever bless the Austin Public Library for giving free remote access to the OED Online), and Baileys Irish Cream Milkshakes.

What is your dream job?
Being paid vast sums of money to sit around and write stories about chivalrous knights, distressed damsels, sadistic space aliens, and genetically engineered tentacle sex toys.

What's your favorite kind of pie?
key lime pie served on beautiful, bound, naked women.

Anything else random to share?
Rude and discourteous people should be drowned in caterpillars.