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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:10 pm 
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Like zombies? Hate American Idol? or do ya wanna freak out the normals?

either way, it's bound to be a laugh.
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You: pasty, lumbering, eating brains Me: Laughing Hysterically
Haven't you always wanted to raise awareness about the brain-melting nature of television by putting on makeup, pretending -- along with 40 other people -- to be a zombie, and terrorizing throngs of vapid pop star hopefuls at the Austin American Idol Auditions? Yes? Well here's your chance! The American Idol Auditions will be taking placing on Thursday, August 25 at the Frank Erwin Special Events Center (right by the stadium on the UT campus).

Ideally, we'll have 35-40 zombies, 5 or 6 plants in line (who will then be "attacked and zombified" by the horde) and two or three people taking pictures/videotaping. I'm thinking that the zombie horde will besiege the Idol hopefuls beginning sometime between 10:00 and noon. Oh, and just so we're clear, this is meant to be fun/funny, not mean/violent, and, as such, we'll be working from the old-school George Romero staggering/shuffling school of zombie-ism, not the new 28 Days Later feral-fast zombie style.

Because there's going to be a fair amount of planning involved (ie, costume ideas, the attack route, how we're going to zombify the people planted in line, special funny things we should do, general zombie code of conduct, etc) I'm having a "meeting" at my house the night of Monday, August 22nd. Everyone really, really needs to show up at the meeting so we can ensure an awesome zombie horde; to that end, you're totally encouraged to bring libations; hopefully this will get the zombie creative juices flowing.
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Visit the link up top to get the email addy for more info.
PS: This isn't my doing, I'm just spreading the word.

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holy chit! so who else is doing this, cuz i'd love to!

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Hmmmm... I'd love to do it, and it does sound rather riotous, but I have a question:

It's legal, right?

I mean, we're not going to get chased by the police for fucking with people? I know you said it's non-violent, but it's still ok to terrorize people while dressed as zombies?

That said, I have some nifty ideas for costumes and I wouldn't mind being a plant if I was needed to be one.

It sounds awesome!

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i just emailed the guy to get more information. hehe.

i'm stoked!

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so in response to padon's question..heres the information:

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Hi Chibbi,

Thought I'd do a quick response to this email, in addition to the canned e-vite thingie you'll get in a few minutes. Legality has been the central question about this whole event, which is why I'm trying to get everyone to come to the meeting, where we'll spend a couple minutes talking zombie etiquette, which should hopefully ensure that a few bad zombies don't spoil the fun for all of us. We won't be terrorizing the innocent sycophants waiting in line, but only our planted "zombies-to-be". I think we'll be cool because, while we'll most certainly be obnoxious (in a very slow, shuffling way), we won't really be doing anything different from anybody else, which is kinda where the social commentary begins to creep in...what's to separate those people from zombies? but i digress.

in sum, i think if we're smart about it, the legality thing won't be an issue.


BRRAAAAAAINNNNSSS,

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When and where is the meeting, dear?

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So I take it we're going? :D

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...maybe you shouldn't post that guys private home address on a PUBLIC forum.

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always thinking...generally it's of mean things to say, but sometimes it's helpful stuff.

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so...who's going to this?

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I want 2 but I can't go to the meeting so.....I will decide after you fill me in on what x-actly we would be doing!

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I have no money. I have no gas. I am trapped in Lago. I cannot make the meeting.

I am pissed.

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I can help with the make up before work if yall want sorry I coulden't make the meeting I was realy busy, but I would still love to help. mew just please let me know ahead of time so I can make arangements at work.

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so here's the plan in case you missed the meeting and are still interested:

thursday we meet at this guy's house at 845 in the morning and we get all zombied out until 1015ish (this is the time that you would need to be there if you just want to help with the make up). we also have a professional make up artist that is going to be there and will do your make up for 5 dollars. otherwise you're on your own.

from there we will head over to the frank erwin center where there will be 3 people planted to be attacked. you will know who it is before hand. if you dont, dont attack anyone unless you see someone else doing the attacking. attacking basically consists of rushing the person unitl they're down on the ground at which opint they will tkae out the contents of their purse/backpack and procede to zombie themselves up. and then just basically walk around and be zombies until they kick us out or we get tired.

it sounds like....soooo much fun!! i'm excited.

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In a cruel twist of the shittiest fate... I will (again) be unable to participate in something fun.

Tomorrow my bitchy, slightly abrasive, anti-UT, loud, bossy cousin is coming down to stay with me for about a week because--oh yes--she's trying out for American idol.

Guess who gets to be her tour guide?

That's right... me.

So rather than get to be a crazy drag zombie with all of you fine people like I had planned, I get to stand in line with her and be her moral support. I get to watch the zombies attack and act like I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Then listen to her bitch about how stupid Austin is for about... oh let's see... A FUCKING HOUR.

I'm so sorry. I wanted so badly to do this and now I'm starting to notice that every time I sign on for a comitment I end up backing out last minute. It makes me angry for being so wishy-washy.

Again, I'm sorry.

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In another note... she wants to go to karaoke at JRs on Wednesday.

So... yeah... I just don't know.

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if you email the guy, you could ask him to be a plant, that way you can go with your cousin and get attacked and zombiefied and freak her out even more. just tell him your story. i'm sure he'd say yes. that'd be really cool if it happened, haha.

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What's his email address?

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Not 2 burst yall's bubbles but this guy that goes to my school made it to the next round so he is going to the Austin audition 2 be infront of Simon and Paula and Randy and he said that there isn't going to be a line outside and that your not a loud in the building unless you have an arm band and they already passed them out. He had one on. So, I don't know but that's what he said and I'm sure he would know.

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Not 2 burst yall's bubbles but this guy that goes to my school made it to the next round so he is going to the Austin audition 2 be infront of Simon and Paula and Randy and he said that there isn't going to be a line outside and that your not a loud in the building unless you have an arm band and they already passed them out. He had one on. So, I don't know but that's what he said and I'm sure he would know.

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we know. what we're kind of counting on is a large number of people still walking in and out of the building. and some of our plants already have arm band thingies.

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Good luck with that

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