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Author:  blackstargurl [ Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:55 pm ]
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so a lot of you guys have probably seen this before me, but i thought it was funny. so there.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html

Author:  Thorn [ Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:31 pm ]
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That's hilarious. I always like funny stories like that.

Author:  cool3865 [ Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:54 pm ]
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sorry but the X-Box 360 > Jesus

Author:  calvinem [ Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:16 pm ]
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John, the Xbox 360 doesnt even support backward compatibility on most games. Jesus accepts everyone regardless of which system they were originally designed for.

Author:  PhireFreak [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:24 pm ]
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:lmao:

Author:  cool3865 [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:25 pm ]
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yea but the X-Box360 already shows us what it can do and more.......Jesus hasnt done that

Author:  Always_lost_X [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:12 pm ]
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hmm...

xbox360 = 399.99 jesus = free jesus

xbox360 has great graffics jesus made earth jesus

xbox360 will light your house on fire jesus same thing if you're a jew tie

i do believe that jesus has the upper hand sir. and the term xbox360 > jesus would be incorrect.

Author:  Elvira [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:54 pm ]
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xbox 360 lets people play games and other stuff
jesus lets things slide into his pockets from walmart
xbox 360 had good graphics
jesus had a purse
xbox 360 is worth hundrds of dollars
jesus is worth....
I'd say Jesus is greater, but I know him. XBox 360 wins.

Author:  cool3865 [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:24 pm ]
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lol are you guys just jokeing or are you for real jesus lovers

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:09 pm ]
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We're for real Jesus(tm) lovers and your X-Box 666 is as unto the box of the Whore of Babylon. A Conversion Squad(tm) will be at your house shortly to begin your re-education to the Lord. Please assume a prostrate position with at least $2000 cash in your clenched, God-fearing fists. It won't negate the necessity of the Squad's holy duty, but it will guarantee you a free* Jesus Is My Video Game!(tm) t-shirt upon successful transition.

* Following an extra $5000 love donation.

Author:  cool3865 [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:51 pm ]
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lol

Author:  Stevo [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:56 pm ]
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Admitedly, I have not seen an Xbox 360 in person, but there is at least convincing evidence of its existence.

Author:  blackstargurl [ Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:26 pm ]
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ooo, I want a Jesus is my video game shirt...

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:17 am ]
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blackstargurl wrote:
ooo, I want a Jesus is my video game shirt...

Too bad! I made it up! Cry now!

Author:  Colour_of_Ash [ Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:10 am ]
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blackstargurl wrote:
ooo, I want a Jesus is my video game shirt...


[grin]

So then -- tell me. Do you play with Jesus, or is Jesus actually really playing with you?

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:31 am ]
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Jesus is fucking metal.

Author:  Trinity2oo5 [ Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:42 pm ]
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Kinky kinda.

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:52 pm ]
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Sarah, Jews can't talk about Jesus. It's illegal or something. Why, Kim said something about Jesus the other day and the judge made her eat fifty pounds of gefilte. She wouldn't stop whining about it. So unless you want your cake-hole stuffed with gross fish, you better watch your language around decent folk like the rest of us.

Author:  oddgirlie [ Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:45 pm ]
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mynameisrobertpaulson wrote:
Jesus is fucking metal.


May 'The Jesus' bless good Tycho and Gabe forever and ever. Amen.

Author:  Always_lost_X [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:31 pm ]
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mynameisrobertpaulson wrote:
Sarah, Jews can't talk about Jesus. It's illegal or something. Why, Kim said something about Jesus the other day and the judge made her eat fifty pounds of gefilte. She wouldn't stop whining about it. So unless you want your cake-hole stuffed with gross fish, you better watch your language around decent folk like the rest of us.



a jew was punished for speaking jesus's name.. and i didn't hear about it..?

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