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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:33 pm 
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Prosecution of a Douglas County case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word “animal.” A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed. “The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” Anderson wrote. “I’m a little surprised this issue hasn’t been tackled before in another case,” [Judge] Lucci said.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:19 am 
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I smell PETA.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:20 am 
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Strangelove wrote:
“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” Anderson wrote. “I’m a little surprised this issue hasn’t been tackled before in another case,” [Judge] Lucci said.

Wait... wait a... What? I mean... he's... surprised this hasn't come up in court before?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:09 am 
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oddgirlie wrote:
Wait... wait a... What? I mean... he's... surprised this hasn't come up in court before?

Well, we ARE talking about Minnesota here.

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I smell PETA.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:03 pm 
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Frank-n-Fuzzy wrote:
I smell PETA.


granola, sweat, and bullshit?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:53 pm 
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I had to.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Its not funny.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:11 pm 
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misstre wrote:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Its not funny.


It's kinda funny, unless you're an animal, then it's fucking hilarious.

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Wait. How'd they get all those cute, fuzzy li'l bunnies to line up like that?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:50 am 
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That picture makes me angry, makes me want to shoot some hunters and line them up.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:54 am 
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To complete the effect though, you'd need to line up the dead hunter bodies so that they spell out "NRA RULES".

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David, what does a fellow have to do?

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