in the great words of..my brother:
Even before Feb. 1st, I started seeing them everywhere. Little hearts, cupids, red stuff everywhere!! and I thought "have the russians landed?" NO! It was american capitalism at it's finest. Reminding us of what we absolutely MUST BUY or we just won't be hip like all the other "sheep". (and where the hell did I get the word "hip" from??) Plus, this isn't like X-mas, which is used to destroy Thanksgiving by completely running over it and stocking shelves with X-mas stuff the day right after Halloween. Oh,no. See, you don't need a "significant other" to celebrate X-mas. Just get together with some friends and/or family and you're with the "in-crowd". If, at said X-mas party, you happen to stumble onto a moderatley attractive female whose insanely drunken state matches your own, and...holy shit!...there happens to be a mistle toe right above the two of you...well, that's just quite the x-mas bonus, now isn't it? But, this day in particular, if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend, well then you just suck. That's what Hallmark tells me every year on this day! If I'm not spending it with my lady, well then the phrase "me and my main squeeze" will take on a whole new meaning tonight, now won't it ?!?!?! So, please, if you happen to be among the fortunate lucky who just might get lucky tonight, take some time out of your oh-so-romantic-day and find your nearest buddy who happens to be single. Then, put your arm around him or her and reassure them that their time will come in one month and three days. That's right! So, what if I'm single, lonely, miserable, and guaranteed not to get laid tonight. You know why? Because I can always make up for it by getting good and sloshed on St. Patrick's Day. And maybe, just maybe, in staying with the Irish traditions of St. Patty's Day, I just may get lucky then.
Happy V-D-Day!
_________________ _chibbi_
This aint no fucking Disney Store: Dance Mother Fuckers!
"I only did it with her because I'm in love with you" -Rules of Attraction
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