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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:12 pm 
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Sooooo... look at these links:


http://www.objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

Please pay special attention to what they say about Atheists and be sure to read all of the giraffe professor's questions and answers... and read this, they're pretty boring except for what got second place at the middle school level:

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

I know in particular Stevo should enjoy these if he hasn't seen em before :D

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ive seen that, apparently im evil and should not be talked to from those kidz


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I, personally, would like to know more about "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" - Tom Williamson (grade 12). :flaming:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:49 pm 
I did some research and found this:
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>A true story. A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam
>for his graduate students. It had one question:
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>"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
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>Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
>or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
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>First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
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>If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what
>rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I
>think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it
>will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
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>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that
>exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you
>are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there
>are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more
>than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to
>hell.
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>With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
>souls in hell to increase exponentially.
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>Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law
>states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay
>the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay
>constant.
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>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
>enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase
>until all hell breaks loose.
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>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
>souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell
>freezes over.


Im not sure if that answers the question but it does give some insight into the thermodydamics of hell


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 9:03 pm 
It's a spoof. I found two things that show it's a spoof. First thing is that there are adult banner ads if you look close enough. also, their doubleclick cookie is categoried as adult, and sexualovertones.

here's some pics

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/4 ... hoops2.gif
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/404604/whoops.gif


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Please Please PLEASE someone prove to me that it is a joke page. I do admit, I don't mind Christianity, but there's a fine line between wanting to teach your kids the religion, and having your kids be prejudice with other respectable religions. Funny thing is, I'm being serious whether someone cares or not...*mumbles to self*. Well...I guess I'll have my 300 ft. demon teddybear named Mr. Huggles after all the little children then... :twisted:

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The "Ruby Matrimony Thong" in the Cafepress shop is pretty cute, too.

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This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)

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That's some pretty funny shit.

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I am horrified. I hope that I never meet any of those people ever. At first I thought it was a joke, but the fact that it's real frightens me. Did you see that B.S. about how T-rex was an herbavore? What's with that SHIT? In a way that's more frightening than George Bush for President!!!!

I guess I'm going to hell! Oh well, I hear it's a dry heat!! :flaming:

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So I think my mother actually created that site...Cal, Brit? Your synopsis?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:16 pm 
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OK, i still cant figure out how to make images appear in posts, but this link will certainly take you to a funny? yeah i think the word is funny one. Its a suggestion for something christians should give out for holloween instead of secular candy. A way to relcaim this demonic time for christ, just like they did with winter solsice. :roll:


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The process was repeated for five generations, with the prayer being given at the start of each generation. In the end, Group A was significantly more resistant than Group B to both antibiotics.


Well no shit, there are always going to be varied peptide residues because of a weak and fragmented electron density in the corresponding portions of the bond...jeez people!

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Well no shit, there are always going to be varied peptide residues because of a weak and fragmented electron density in the corresponding portions of the bond...jeez people!



SMARTY PANTS!!!!!!!

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2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

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so then where do i stand??....i was doing all these things...OMG ...im a woman...and who are these poeple kidding ...god in all her magnificince...created steve for adam ...hello.... god these poeple are idiots...

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"We knew kids were getting high off this legal crack in a can," said Dr. Edwards. "We also knew that since the product was released here in Iowa, the rate of teenage pregnancies skyrocketed. And many pediatricians have reported seeing seriously calloused penises - a sign that some local men were masturbating at dangerously high speeds. The drug community calls it speed jacking," said Dr. Edwards. "The tests we performed just confirmed our assumptions that this so-called energy drink is nothing more than liquid sin in a fancy tin. They can't call it crank, because that is illegal, so they slyly call it Red Bull and no one thinks anything of it."
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So that's why people drink it, I thought it was called Red Bull because it tastes like bull piss. :throwup:
Oh, wait, here's another one:
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One parent reported that their three-year-old child chewed up half the plaid indoor-outdoor carpeting on their patio. Yes, indeed, carpet munchers in our very midst!
Friends, let’s get to the facts now. Dr. Edwards Googled this Red Bull – which is nothing more than “liquid sin in a fancy tin,” and he put it under a Bible Scope in the Creation Science Lab. Friends, he made a startling discovery. This so-called “energy drink” is carbonated bull urine, with lemon flavoring and enough crystal meth to get a whole housing project full of Negroes tap dancing up and down the streets until dawn.

Whoda thunk it? :idea: Whitney

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