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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:30 pm 
NOT!!

Im really surprised no one has started this before with all the answer umpteen billion questions about yourself threads we've done, heres just one question.

What is your favorite dirty joke?

Lets just keep it to sex jokes for now. The dead babies and such can come later.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:51 pm 
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as a good, wholesome, god fearing christian i feel i cannot be apart of this disgusting display. You have all sinned and i hope, like me, you will now bow your heads in shame, and then go home and cerimoniously flogg yourselves. :bondage: :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:52 pm 
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This one isn't very dirty, but my uncle told it recently and it still makes me laugh:
Why did the blonde go home from school and fuck a Mexican?

Because her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
(If you didn't get it, say it out loud)
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:48 pm 
The first lady was visiting one of the country's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", she said, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I'm sorry" said the first lady.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", she said, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."


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