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Author: | PhireFreak [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:42 am ] |
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February 28, 2046 at the age of 62 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (41%) Alcoholism (11%) Horrible Accident (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) Heart Attack (6%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Suicide (5%) |
Author: | loserinalunchbox [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:08 am ] |
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August 18, 2049 at the age of 63 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (38%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Alcoholism (7%) Heart Attack (6%) Horrible Accident (6%) Alien Abduction (6%) Suicide (5%) Loneliness (5%) Woot! While I like those odds, how can that be when John says he is going to kill me, because Brittany hates me?? |
Author: | Jess [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 6:34 pm ] |
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July 5, 2059 at the age of 75 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (12%) Heart Attack (13%) Alcoholism (12%) Alien Abduction (21%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Horrible Accident (29%) Loneliness (5%) Auto-Fellatio (2%) i wonder if this has anything to do with me loving to jump out of planes.... |
Author: | sentimentalsuccubi [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:16 pm ] |
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Name? Sara When Will They Kill Me? November 8, 2019 How Many Will Be Involved? 4 How Much Will The Rest Pay Them? $319 How Will I Get Killed? Poisoned at IHOP Why Will I Get Killed? Because Lindsay Hates Me Well, I guess there are worse places to die than at IHOP. Oh someone, please tell me one of them! |
Author: | Hez [ Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:32 am ] |
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March 8, 2045 at the age of 67 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (37%) Heart Attack (15%) Homicide (8%) Alien Abduction (7%) Suicide (5%) Alcoholism (5%) Confusion (5%) Whoopee! I'm dying on my birthday! Personally I'd like to keel over right into the ice cream. |
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