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Author:  PhireFreak [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:42 am ]
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February 28, 2046
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)

Author:  loserinalunchbox [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:08 am ]
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August 18, 2049
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Woot! While I like those odds, how can that be when John says he is going to kill me, because Brittany hates me??

Author:  Jess [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 6:34 pm ]
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July 5, 2059
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (12%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (21%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (29%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (2%)

i wonder if this has anything to do with me loving to jump out of planes....

Author:  sentimentalsuccubi [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:16 pm ]
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Name? Sara
When Will They Kill Me? November 8, 2019
How Many Will Be Involved? 4
How Much Will The Rest Pay Them? $319
How Will I Get Killed? Poisoned at IHOP
Why Will I Get Killed? Because Lindsay Hates Me

Well, I guess there are worse places to die than at IHOP. Oh someone, please tell me one of them!

Author:  Hez [ Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:32 am ]
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March 8, 2045
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Confusion (5%)

Whoopee! I'm dying on my birthday! Personally I'd like to keel over right into the ice cream.

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