Oh! Shock Treatment!
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Author:  The Vixen [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Oh! Shock Treatment!

Turns out it might not be too bad!



Author:  beodd [ Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:54 pm ]
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- Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny

:headbang: :bananarock: :headbang:

Seriously though, it is a great movie. I had it on VHS for fucking ever and it started to wear out and then I finally found it on DVD! The music rocks and it is Vere demented. What the hell is up with Richard O'Brian obsession with incest?? I find it a little disturbing. But I cannot get enough of little Nell's voice. I have always loved that movie! If anyone wants to do a screening I am more than willing to host!

:welcome: :cheers:

Author:  Riff Raff [ Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:40 pm ]
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beodd wrote:
I cannot get enough of little Nell's voice.


Knock yourself out. :wink:

Author:  spiderlily [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:14 pm ]
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At one time we were planning to try to do a screening of ST with a live cast...it didn't come to pass but I'm still hoping. (HINT HINT...)
I almost got shock treatment when I was younger but my dad's mistress told him it'd had a bad effect on her sister, so he wouldn't give them permission. I can't say the idea ever appealed to me so that's ONE good thing she did for me.
Someone from the old cast's sister got it and it really helped her, although she had a lot of memory loss.
I really love the movie but I think we should all be oh so grateful the folks who gave us "The Rocky Porno Video Show" didn't decide tfollow it with their take on Shock Treatment. Just the thought scares me. (The title would be a no-brainer though.)

Author:  beodd [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:37 pm ]
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Wow, I haven't seen the porno show in like 15 years or something. I think I was living with Dan and that bitch Melony of whoever the hell she was. I got all excited when they started playing ST the other night before the show.

Who has a copy of the porno? I think I remember it being really disturbing like that movie with Devinne, chicken and the old woman in the baby diaper.. uuuughhh... Making me sick just thinking about Devinne.

Im planning on going to see "Meet the Spartans" this Friday if anyone is interested.

Author:  Riff Raff [ Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:04 am ]
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beodd wrote:
Who has a copy of the porno?

Apparently a lot of pornos just never seem to go out of print:


I bought my copy from them. It's around here somewhere. As you can see, getting your very own copy is quite cheap. There's also a more recent one:


I've never seen this one (and it doesn't look obviously Rocky related apart from the title), but Ruth claims it actually has more Rocky Horror references than the original porno. I kept meaning to buy it, but never got around to it.

Author:  beodd [ Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:19 am ]
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Pirate Fetish Machine # 6: Funky Fetish Horror Show wrote:
The wardrobe is kinky gothic in this 6th edition of Fetish Machine. There are leather, latex, suspender belts and stockings as far as the eye can see. Throw in some action as DP, dildo sharing, hard anal and blowjobs and you will get an idea of what you will be enjoying in this kinky fetish fuckfest.

:twisted: :oops: :lol: Yey Emoticons.. You need one of someone throwing up..

Wow... a rocky style movie with DP. That is just kinda of disturbing. Maybe if there is any demand for a showing I would be willing to pick up a copy.

-Common just 30 more kilobytes?

Author:  Riff Raff [ Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:25 am ]
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beodd wrote:
You need one of someone throwing up..

Keep looking. :throwup: Here's Ruth's "collector's review" of that DVD:

Ruth Fink-Winter wrote:
The Funky Fetish Horror Show (calling it a "parody" is generous) was
mentioned previously on the newsgroup.

I finally went out and bought a copy.

I have to admit, the film itself has more references to Rocky Horror
than the original Rocky Porno did.

Box: decorated with fetish chick, doesn't look Rocky at all. No
bleeding letters on the cover.

Film intro: Nasty-looking red lips (wearing matte, probably
glow-in-black-light lipstick) mouth some sexual invitations.

Plot (again, being *very* generous): Nice young couple's car breaks
down and they go to a castle in the rain. Frank, a time-traveling
transvestite, causes them to change into fetish outfits/makeup and have
lots of sex with very glittery fetishwear-wearing people on industrial
looking sets, then tells them they are now his "ambassadors to earth."
They wake up in the car; was it all a dream? No, Frank has left a
crystal from the castle behind. Brad and Janet smile at each other;
roll credits.

Pluses versus the original Porno:
* They actually have a castle. With an "Enter at your own risk!!"
sign, yet. Still no elevator.
* The main characters are actually named Brad, Janet and Frank.
* Frank actually is a man in a corset, stockings and heels. Not a
particularly attractive man...but at least he's male.
* A few dialogue lines in the final scene: "Don't dream it, feel it"
and (if I heard correctly), "Dammit, Janet, I f**k you."
* No bizarre tan lines. Just as much weird glitter makeup, but
technology has come a long way.

*No funny theme song.
* Sort-of-bleeding letters featured in titles but not on box.
* Lack of camp value: No truly outrageous dialogue, missing
fingernails, blowing out candles, Mistress Tantala, or "Hyper Sex."
(Some people might consider these pluses.)
* Boring black light sex sequence that seemed to last forever.

If you're a hardcore collector, you might pick this up. Or not. The
Rocky Porno is a better collectible, in my opinion, due to the box and
the camp value. (Of course, you won't find it with a box unless you
buy it used.)

If you like lots of fetish accoutrements, people sucking on boots and
toes, and lots and lots of glitter makeup (some shows up in one actor's
privates; glitter has gotten less lethal over the years), there's
something here for you.

("I'm coming to bed soon, honey. I'm posting a review of this porn to
the newsgroup as a public service.")

Author:  Riff Raff [ Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:31 am ]
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And BTW, I have the theme song from the Rocky Porno Video Show posted here:

http://www.rockyarchive.org/mp3/misc/Ro ... wTheme.mp3

Arthur Levesque even went so far as to attempt a lyric transcription:

Arthur Levesque wrote:
"Come On In"
From The Rocky Porno Video Show
Performed by Linda Thomas

Well, look who's here
And don't you fear
You've got some time before sundown
We come alive at night
When you get over your fright
We'll show you that the ghouls really get down
You say you like my mass
You think it's really a gas
Well stick around and I'll tell you a secret
You say it looks so real
I'll give you a feel
You can examine the meat and find a deep fit

So just come on in for a bite
Because you really need to know
That the changes all come alive at night
On the Rocky Porno Video Show

I'll put you under my spell
I'll love you oh so well
I know you'll never leave here
I'll show you to your room
And never mind the gloom
There's really nothing to fear, dear
You said you saw a ghost
Well, I don't like to boast
But it is not even nightfall
You'll see the place come alive
Well so to speak, at 6:35
At our boogie-woogie man ball
You're frightened by the plank
Well that's just a guy named Frank
My friends will want to all meet you
We'll treat you so right
And take you for a bite
And Frank, well he'll want to squeeze you

So just come on in for a bite
Because you really need to know
The changes all come alive here at night
On the Rocky Porno Video Show

Our laboratory is fine
We'll know what's on your mind
You're worried you'll have made a mistake
But we never kid
And Satan forbid
Here your heart is never at stake

So just come on in for a bite
Because you really need to know
The changes all come alive at night
On the Rocky Porno Video Show
Come on in for a bite
Because you really...

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