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Author:  dot! [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:05 am ]
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Is anyone else getting excited about Halloween?


10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!

Author:  Trinity2oo5 [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:40 am ]
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:lmao: That's great. I needed that laugh. Thanks, Dot.

Author:  Jess [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 6:11 pm ]
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see dot this is why i love you, you never fail to find logical and entertianing ways to convince people to go knocking on some strangers door, in an expensive outfit that (unless you ARE dot or a member of her entourage) you will never wear again :D

Author:  dot! [ Sat Oct 04, 2003 5:18 pm ]
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so true. btw, we're going trick or treating this year. you should come down for the weekend. ;)

Author:  Jess [ Sat Oct 04, 2003 8:12 pm ]
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sure ill hope right on in the jet and swing by for the night :wink: ok maybe not but tke pictures!!! i want there to be proof when i get back and hear the story form lindz, just out of priciple. ooh ooh, and save the costumes, we can do it all agian when i come down for xmas :twisted:

Author:  PhireFreak [ Sat Oct 04, 2003 8:18 pm ]
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yay wench costume at BOYZ CELLAR!

Author:  Jess [ Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:29 pm ]
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and this time, i even have some cowboy boots and a big texas belt buckle for the occasion 8) hahaha the texas girls here REPRESENT!!! :wink:

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