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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:12 pm 
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Why because we can...so ever one lets add more lines to the Bucket Land song, and later make Bucket sing it and put on youtube . (well maybe not that).

So far it starts off with:

Where the sun is shining and the grass is green,
And the sun and the moon are the very same thing


ok now take it from there and at some point add a cow.

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Ok, keep in mind that I've just started trying to learn how to write poetry in the last couple of months for a story I'm working on, so please don't throw rotten vegetables at me if this is horrendous...

there's a land that differs from ours in a way
that you'll find it marvelous and strange every day

Where the natives worship a strange guy named bob
who will say hiding fruit is his favorite job

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"the blonde leading the blank" Love ya Bucket!

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Bucketland! We're going to Bucketland!
I wanna ride the Zipper!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:47 pm 
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Stevo wrote:
Bucketland! We're going to Bucketland!
I wanna ride the Zipper!


OMG!! I GOT THAT!

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AH!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:31 am 
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penguin wrote:
Why because we can...so ever one lets add more lines to the Bucket Land song, and later make Bucket sing it and put on youtube . (well maybe not that).

So far it starts off with:

Where the sun is shining and the grass is green,
And the sun and the moon are the very same thing


ok now take it from there and at some point add a cow.


The Bucketland Song

All hail to Bucketland!
(rompy musical interlude)
Bucketland!
Where the sun is shining and the grass is green,
And the sun and the moon are the very same thing,
And the cows all talk like you and me
And there's always something new to see
That's Bucketland!

Bucketland!
Where all birdhouses build like tables
And kangaroos drive Mercury Sables
with chocolate milk and illegal cable
So let's run as fast as we are able
To Bucketland!

How did Bucketland come to be you say?
Well, I'll tell you!

The founding fathers found a map
To a treasure chest that was filled with crap
Like bits of wire and an old tin can
When one of them said, "Wait, hold on man!
You may thing these things are old,
But what you're throwing out is really gold!
That bucket there, right in your hand,
Just pick it up, dump out the sand
and put it on your head, now. Come with me!
And we'll start up a new country!
Filled with pork and jellybean stew!
And enough cows for me and you!"

So, the cow was the mascot of this land
that started with a bucket, filled with sand,
And they made many great discoveries,
Such as Mother Theresa being a Nazi
who later reformed back into a jew
while living in Calcutta the whole time too.
You'll find out things you never knew
In Bucketland!

Bucketland!
Bucketland!
BUCKETLAND!

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... Holy Fuck, Fuzzy. That was badass.

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moroninalunchbox wrote:
... Holy Fuck, Fuzzy. That was badass.


Just yet another product of awesomeness that comes from free time and Van De Camps Pork and Beans.

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