Huh, that's funny. I don't remember the lifestyle being illegal. Bastards.
By the way, I just looked for a Hallmark Coming Out card and all I found was this:http://tinyurl.com/23vntg
Which has a tiny thing on the side that says "Show support for X,Y,Z" and coming out just happens to be on that list.
On the things to care about scale, this is registering in negative integers for me.
Look more like there line of Bestiality card line given it just had dogs on it.
I would have done some more along lines of
"Remember dad when you were a teen and dreamed about two girls kissing" (open card) " I hope I made all your dreams come true"
" Mom remember when you day dreamed of a strong ruged man to came and take you away" (open card) " I thank you for letting me live your dream"
" Mom you are my hero and I am going to be someones hero too"
(open card) "Ill be know as Super Lesbian Girl"
Just a few start with