Betty White and Rue McClanahan. Obligatory:
Peter: Oh, look, it's one of those early "Maude" episodes with the really long opening credit sequence.
TV: â™ª Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked
Madame Curie was a strong woman character
Workin' all day in a science lab, yeah
Clara Barton was a famous nurse
Who was rapping with the soldiers and bandages too
Susan B. Anthony, always out doin' stuff
Marchin' around and holdin' up signs... â™ª
Peter: "And then there's Maude."
TV: â™ª Pocahontas had it all goin' on... â™ª
Peter: What the hell?
TV: â™ª ...an Indian guide with lots of Indian pride Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country That isn't easy even if you're a guy... â™ª
Peter: "And then there's Maude"?
TV: â™ª Babe Zaharias was a really good athelete... â™ª
Peter: Aw, come on!
TV: â™ª ...Good at track and field and professional golf, too â™ª
Peter: "And then there's Maude"!
TV: â™ª Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes Except for that one time when she didn't come back Cleopatra lived way out in the desert... â™ª
Peter: "And then there's Maude"! Come on!
TV: â™ª But still found a way to keep herself looking fine
And then there's Maude... â™ª
Peter: Ahh! Ahh! There we go! [turns the TV off] That was an ordeal.