'Golden Girls' star Bea Arthur dies at 86
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Author:  penguin [ Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:39 pm ]
Post subject:  'Golden Girls' star Bea Arthur dies at 86

so how many are left.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/golden-girls- ... 6/21766?nc

Author:  Riff Raff [ Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 'Golden Girls' star Bea Arthur dies at 86

Betty White and Rue McClanahan. Obligatory:

Peter: Oh, look, it's one of those early "Maude" episodes with the really long opening credit sequence.

TV: ♪ Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked
Madame Curie was a strong woman character
Workin' all day in a science lab, yeah
Clara Barton was a famous nurse
Who was rapping with the soldiers and bandages too
Susan B. Anthony, always out doin' stuff
Marchin' around and holdin' up signs... ♪

Peter: "And then there's Maude."

TV: ♪ Pocahontas had it all goin' on... ♪

Peter: What the hell?

TV: ♪ ...an Indian guide with lots of Indian pride Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country That isn't easy even if you're a guy... ♪

Peter: "And then there's Maude"?

TV: ♪ Babe Zaharias was a really good athelete... ♪

Peter: Aw, come on!

TV: ♪ ...Good at track and field and professional golf, too ♪

Peter: "And then there's Maude"!

TV: ♪ Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes Except for that one time when she didn't come back Cleopatra lived way out in the desert... ♪

Peter: "And then there's Maude"! Come on!

TV: ♪ But still found a way to keep herself looking fine
And then there's Maude... ♪

Peter: Ahh! Ahh! There we go! [turns the TV off] That was an ordeal.

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