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Author:  Garnet [ Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:19 am ]
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http://patrickmacias.blogs.com/er/2007/ ... ve-is.html

Friend of mine posted this on her facebook...... have fun!

Author:  dynasty [ Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:22 am ]
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Nice... :?

Author:  swartze [ Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:37 am ]
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Ah, the Japanese... providing 65% of the world's weird since the late 40's

Lee

Author:  blackstargurl [ Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:49 pm ]
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Ha! "Don't play with your food" comes to mind. My favorite is still the Fleshlight though. I still laugh about those.

Author:  Riff Raff [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:03 am ]
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blackstargurl wrote:
My favorite is still the Fleshlight though. I still laugh about those.

Oddly enough, I know several programmers who work for that company in Austin. For awhile there, practically every programmer my company fired ended up being hired by Fleshlight. They pay well, apparently. It was also a bit bizarre going to see Zack And Miri Make A Porno and seeing Fleshlight referenced like a dozen times. We asked one of our former programmers about it, and Fleshlight apparently had no idea about their product placement in that movie. They just wondered why their sales doubled overnight suddenly.

As far as a "favorite" though, I have to go with Stevo's toys: http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd.

Author:  Kitten [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:19 am ]
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dude those things are scary!!!!

Author:  penguin [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:00 am ]
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I don't know I wonder what it would be like to have a Stevo Real doll, and Not to have sex with it would be a cool prop.

Author:  ciabhan [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:50 am ]
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blackstargurl wrote:
Ha! "Don't play with your food" comes to mind. My favorite is still the Fleshlight though. I still laugh about those.


Mock them if you must, but they do help keep lonely old geezers like myself from grabbing a rifle and going up to the clocktower to take shots at all the pretty young people who are no doubt having lots of sex.

Author:  misstre [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:46 pm ]
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Kevin!

Author:  blackstargurl [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:46 pm ]
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Mock them if you must, but they do help keep lonely old geezers like myself from grabbing a rifle and going up to the clocktower to take shots at all the pretty young people who are no doubt having lots of sex.


It's more the variety of them, not that they exist. I mean "Stealth"? What is that? Just makes me laugh :D

Author:  Riff Raff [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:21 pm ]
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Awhile back Fleshlight was apparently having some sort of sweepstakes type thing for a new car. No purchase was necessary. A couple months went by and they started wondering why they weren't getting very many entries. It turns out that not many people want to be pictured online as the Fleshlight sweepstakes winner. So our old programmer friends let us know that we should all enter because our chances would be pretty good. :lol:

Author:  ciabhan [ Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:54 pm ]
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blackstargurl wrote:
It's more the variety of them, not that they exist. I mean "Stealth"? What is that? Just makes me laugh :D


Yeah, "Stealth" isn't a very good name for that one. I think "Austere" describes it better, but that's not a manly-man kind name. "Stealth" implies that a casual inspection won't reveal its purpose, which is a joke.

I think the best description of its purpose is "The Fleshlight that absolutely does not resemble any of the disgusting masturbation devices that were being sold 20 years ago." Back then, the closest thing you could find to a stealth fleshlight were bananna peels. And as an added bonus, banana peels don't turn your stomach. Some of those old devices were truly hideous, especially the ones that had what looked like fake eyelashes glued onto them to represent hair. Just thinking about them still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

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