Okay how about a German student with a puppy Vs A club of Hells Angels...
and here is were this story came fromhttp://www.thelocal.de/society/20100614-27841.html
Man Moons, Chucks Puppy at Hells Angels
â€“ A German student, possibly trying to commit "suicide by biker," entered a Hells Angels clubhouse over the weekend, mooned the bikers, and threw a puppy at them, according to the Local. The student, 26, then stole a bulldozer from a nearby building site to make his getaway, causing a traffic jam as he trundled off at 3 miles per hour. Police say he forgot to take his medication for depression. The man has been checked into a psychiatric clinic and the puppy is being cared for by the club. (okay fine) at an animal shelte.