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Author:  Booboo [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 2:41 am ]
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Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes will be at the Wizard Theater in Arlington, Texas this Saturday November 22, 2003.

Kevin Smith will be having a Q&A Session which will run from 3:30 - 5:30pm.

Saw this on the Dallas boards and figured some of you big Kevin Smith fans might want the info.

Author:  Stevo [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:15 am ]
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And me without my sniper rifle.

Author:  moroninalunchbox [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:25 pm ]
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:lmao:

Author:  loserinalunchbox [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 3:48 pm ]
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Mmmm, Jason Mews...Kevin Smith...*Drool* You know, my friends named my tits after them? My right one is Jay, and the left is Silent Bob...how sad is that?

Author:  moroninalunchbox [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 3:52 pm ]
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Mine are Morgan and Whitney :D I love my twinses

Author:  Riff Raff [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:11 pm ]
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Yeah, and my testicles are named Harry and Hanging. OK, maybe not.

Author:  bitch [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:29 pm ]
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:nutkick:

*snickers*

Author:  loserinalunchbox [ Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:30 pm ]
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:lmao:

Author:  blackfeatherswan [ Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:46 pm ]
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Raini, you fuckin' rock! :headbang:
My tits are Raini & Shannon!!! LOL!!
---Morgan---

Author:  loserinalunchbox [ Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:57 pm ]
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Okay okay, am I the right or the left? It better be the left, my right hand is stronger

Author:  blackfeatherswan [ Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:42 am ]
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Of course Dahlink!

Author:  Trinity2oo5 [ Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:59 pm ]
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You renamed Cheech and Chong, Raini? I haven't renamed mine... And you named those my freshman year.

Author:  whitefeatherswan [ Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:11 pm ]
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What about "Barnes and Noble" or "Tom and Jerry" or just "da twinz"?
Peace Out.

Author:  flirtydeadgirl [ Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:52 am ]
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mine are playschool and matel, from Lessi Jessi, she rules. But i always liked Yogi and BooBew tweedle dee and twiddle dumb, timon and pumba, asneeze and achoo. YOu know shit like that...sorry it is early in the morning.


Lisa "special k with stwarberries rule! 4 out of 5 stoners agree" Marie

Author:  Colour_of_Ash [ Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:04 am ]
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Hey, I want in on this.

Whatever happened to Garfield and Odie. Perhaps even Bugs and Tweety. Or, what about Mary-Kate and Ashley. I would use the Hilton twins. Mmmm, sexy.

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

PS I believe this list can go on forever. More to come later.

Author:  Colour_of_Ash [ Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:06 am ]
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He he --

I just remembered something. If you had three titties, such as on "Total Recall," they could be Wacko, Yacko, and Dot.

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

Author:  flirtydeadgirl [ Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:55 am ]
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What if you had 2 nipples and a nubbin????


Lisa "how can i say hello when your out the fucking house" Marie

Author:  Colour_of_Ash [ Thu Dec 04, 2003 3:58 am ]
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flirtydeadgirl wrote:
What if you had 2 nipples and a nubbin????


Lisa "how can i say hello when your out the fucking house" Marie


This I'd have to see! :lol:

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

Author:  PhireFreak [ Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:37 am ]
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watch friends.

Author:  Confused Kitten [ Thu Dec 04, 2003 7:37 pm ]
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I would use the Hilton twins. Mmmm, sexy.


Speaking of unusual body types, I found that there are two famous sets of Hilton girls. Which one did you mean, Ashe?

http://phreeque.tripod.com/hilton_sisters.html

Sadly, I could not figure out how to post photos, but those are some charming images of Daisy and Violet Hilton, beautiful twin girls joined at the spine.

http://www.bizzos.org/archives/000353.shtml

Perhaps you meant these ladies, gifted with the same surname as the previous. These women have careers slightly more lascivious than the saxaphone-playing vaudeville sisters above. I'm sure you wouldn't be referring to them...

Losing my mind,
Margaux

Author:  Colour_of_Ash [ Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:18 am ]
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Goth damnit!

I believe I made an error. The Hilton twins, Paris and I can't remember the other's name, that I was referring to in fact aren't actually twins. I wasn't sure about that to begin with, but ended up taking a stab at it. I must be more accurate about my choices next time.

Yes, I forgot about Daisy and Violet Hilton. My apologies for your confusion in the matter. After viewing the photos of them, I realized that I do recall seeing their faces somewhere. Perhaps, it was from a movie because of the article explaining something about them being actresses; however, until now, I hadn't remembered them for being Siamese twins nor did I even know they were from San Antonio. Using the Olsen twins was more of a joke, and even Paris and what's her name was more of sarcasm. Even I have better taste than that, ecclectic anyway. Again, I didn't intend on causing you any confusion.

Back to the topic at hand -- someone's avatar reminded me that I hadn't used Ren and Stimpy, although that might be best used for someone with a "BLT" as does Columbia.

*laughs*

I'll keep mine simple and call my unmentionables Itchy and Scratchy after The Simpsons' favourite cartoon show. Isn't it odd how a cartoon would watch a cartoon? Perhaps, they don't see themselves as cartoons. Or, maybe, the show really isn't a cartoon in their world.

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

Author:  mouse [ Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:55 pm ]
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Itchy and Scratchy have to be a cartoon, because live action characters cant beat the shit out of and dismember eachother like that. The budget for fake blood and stunt kitties would be much too high.

Author:  Colour_of_Ash [ Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:49 am ]
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mouse wrote:
Itchy and Scratchy have to be a cartoon, because live action characters cant beat the shit out of and dismember eachother like that. The budget for fake blood and stunt kitties would be much too high.


Tell that to Freddy Krueger -- or Jason Vorhees -- or EVEN Michael Myers for that matter. :choppy:

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

PS Who's to say that in someone else's world Bugs and Tweety aren't real.

Author:  mouse [ Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:01 pm ]
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well, i guess you have a point, but PETA would be all over their asses.

Author:  Colour_of_Ash [ Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:19 am ]
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mouse wrote:
well, i guess you have a point, but PETA would be all over their asses.


As well as the SPCA. I've been watching the Animal Planet channel, and when they bust someone for mistreatment of animals, they are no joke. It's like watching an episode of "Cops."

This one guy was taken in for burning the whiskers off a cat. I was like, what the fuck was he thinking. He had taken his cat to the vet for a cheque-up and admitted to doing it because he was teaching his cat a lesson for biting him. When he asked if he was simply going in for a misdemeanor, the SPCA police said that he actually was going to jail for felony charges. What a fucktard.

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

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