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Poll ended at Sat Dec 13, 2003 6:20 pm
Sad, but true 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
How dare you! 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Funny. I giggled. 58%  58%  [ 7 ]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!111!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!!!! 42%  42%  [ 5 ]
Total votes : 12
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 Post subject: post turtle
PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:20 pm 
Goddess Lindsay
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Location: 30° 18' N 97° 42' W
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher
(whose hand had become caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor
and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White
House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him just what a
post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country
road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle.

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just
want to help the poor dumb thing get down."

"When you expose your stupidity, you give yourself the chance to have it caught, corrected and replaced with wisdom."
This is my business ladies and gentlemen. And business is good.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:56 pm 
Closet Thespian
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Location: HELL, Buahahahahahahaha!!!!
Lindsay, I've said it before, I'll say it again.
You Fuckin' Rock!!!!

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice."

---Albert Einstein---

I come and go -- the demon tags along,
hanging around me like the air I breathe;
each time I swallow he fills my burning lungs
with sinful cravings never satisfied.

---Charles Beaudelaire---
--- Destruction---

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