Who I Am...Am i who...I who am...am who i...i am who

PhireFreak · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:22 am

Ooh Ooh! Pick me!

LEE!
a.k.a. Baldy McBaldman who owes us money.

This one might be a little old school for some of this kids.

Hi! I like to molest the audience members, because they're all too nice to push me away and tell me no. Hell, even if they did, I'd still try to molest them more. I had to start molesting the audience members because people on the cast wouldn't let me molest them anymore, and I was tired of getting kicked in the nuts by Lindsay. My turn-ons are toucan g-strings, everything and anything (IÃ‚â€™m talking a stiff breeze people), especially anything with a pulse that likes me back. I like being annoying and making the people around me miserable, while I go around with an idiotic grin on my face. I also moonlight in punching holes in walls and getting thrown out of DennyÃ‚â€™s for stabbing holes in the furniture. The cast is so glad I don't come around as much anymore. Who am I?

Welcome to page four, guys.

Stevo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:20 am

Quote:

I masterbate more than anyone on cast and beck loves me because i can quote Bernadette Peters, but that song she sings to me is really annoying. Im also an honorary member of Matts band. And im not gay, i swear. Who am I?

I'm trying to figure out what's most upsetting here. The first part of this quote, the mangled spelling of the word "masturbate," or that someone knew it was me.

Hmmph.

Colour_of_Ash · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:40 am

I'm still trying to figure out how "snake farms" was used to describe Bethany, or did I just miss something.

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

PhireFreak · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 11:27 am

It's an inside joke honey, and you're on the outside.

calvinem · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:19 pm

snake farm was used to describe you as well, little guy. as in you are part of snake farm.

Confused Kitten · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:10 pm

Quote:

Hi! I like to molest the audience members, because they're all too nice to push me away and tell me no. Hell, even if they did, I'd still try to molest them more. I had to start molesting the audience members because people on the cast wouldn't let me molest them anymore, and I was tired of getting kicked in the nuts by Lindsay. My turn-ons are toucan g-strings, everything and anything (IÃ‚â€™m talking a stiff breeze people), especially anything with a pulse that likes me back. I like being annoying and making the people around me miserable, while I go around with an idiotic grin on my face. I also moonlight in punching holes in walls and getting thrown out of DennyÃ‚â€™s for stabbing holes in the furniture. The cast is so glad I don't come around as much anymore. Who am I?

I think i know that one...is it Jason?

Okay...ummm...yeah, so...

I torture the boys and queer girls (and heck, even the straight girls) on cast with my unbearable gorgeousness. If you ever see me in my undergarments, you might realize that my "devilish" good looks hide a perfect angel. Yeah, right. I'm raven-haired, exotic, and have more holes in my body than a swiss cheese factory. Who am I?

I hope no one has done that one already.

Peace,
Margaux

By the way, does anyone else want to respond to some of these "Who am I?"s with "I'm Jean Valjean!"?

Sel · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:22 pm

Confused Kitten wrote:

By the way, does anyone else want to respond to some of these "Who am I?"s with "I'm Jean Valjean!"?

I didn't think anyone else would think of that! Yay Margaux!!!!!

Trinity2oo5 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:41 pm

Kristian is my guess. I don't actually know her (cause I only met her at the show once), but judging by the "devilish" and the "angel" remarks, and pictures past of her with many piercings, I'd say that had to be her.

Colour_of_Ash · **Posted:** Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:54 am

PhireFreak wrote:

It's an inside joke honey, and you're on the outside.

Bite me.

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

mouse · **Posted:** Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:28 pm

Trinity2oo5 wrote:

Kristian is my guess. I don't actually know her (cause I only met her at the show once), but judging by the "devilish" and the "angel" remarks, and pictures past of her with many piercings, I'd say that had to be her.

That's right sweety, your turn. GO!

Trinity2oo5 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:46 am

I'm not stupid, I know that meant it would be my turn, but considering I can't think of anyone else to do, I don't really give a shit.

laurapalmer · **Joined:** Wed Jun 11, 2003 11:58 pm **Posts:** 259

I think this is the only one left that I personally can do...
You can recognize my boyfriend from ten miles away and may remember him from such talk shows as Montell which is, like, so wierd because I am an innocent Baptist girl (with shit in my face). Oh yeah, and Shawn tried to kill me, too.

PhireFreak · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:15 am

Meghan
"It's MegHAN."
"That's what I SAID."

So now it's my turn...
this is getting hard. I think the game is going to have to end soon. We're running out of cast members.

Here's a new one!
I'm the resident creepy "old" guy on cast. Well, I'm not that old, but I'm definitely creepy. Howard Dean and Stanley Kubrick are my heroes, and if it wasn't for the Alamo Drafthouse, I'd never leave the house except to go to Rocky.

There ya go. I know that all of that may or may not be true, but it's meant in jest, so try not to be offended.
Good luck guys.

whitefeatherswan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:56 am

David?

How about this:
I have longish dark hair. A dark complexion. I like to watch the girls change whithout asking permission. I give just about everyone the creeps. I have taken pictures of Whitney's ass from behind while she is doing "superheroes". I am a total perv. and at Raini and Shannon's birthday, I tried to take advantage of drunk chicks. I told Whitney that if I wasn't going out with someone I would ask her out, even though she's totally creeped out by me. Who am I?

blackfeatherswan · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:32 am

OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY OZZY!!!!
Everyone knows that one!
OK, for common courtesy, I shall name all the ones we've done so far:

brittany
lauren
john
shawn
raini
chad
debbi
calvin
lisa
selina
bryan
aaron
sarah
bobbi
alex
siobahn
issac
travis
stevo
berry
morgan
matt
ian
shannon
joanna
lindsay
Sadistic Pleasures Cast
Rev. james
dot
angela
bethany
tricia
whitney
lee
jason
kristian
meghan
david
ozzy...

Okay.... How about this one:
I am small, have blue hair, call Adrian "Mr. Rodriguez", and wear sunglasses at night cuz' I'm that cool. Did I give too much away???

---Morgan---

austincwgrl · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:45 pm

I am going to guess here but it sounds like that could be Adam...not really sure but i thought I would take a shot at that.

-Tonya

calvinem · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:59 pm

no, thats ash, and hes 1/5 of snake farm.

for those of you that have no idea what snake farm is, well, its a long funny story. im not going to tell it because its really an inside joke that a lot of people are in on but its still inside.

Colour_of_Ash · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:51 am

calvinem wrote:

no, thats ash, and hes 1/5 of snake farm.

for those of you that have no idea what snake farm is, well, its a long funny story. im not going to tell it because its really an inside joke that a lot of people are in on but its still inside.

Thats freaking hilarious. No, seriously, I'm highly amused.

If you enjoy the joke being as one on the inside, you shouldn't let the cat -- or -- snake out of the bag. I myself, who the main portion of the joke seems to speak of, have no exact idea what you mean. I mean, honestly, how could little olde me be part of the "snake farm" if she never had my snake, though I figured it had some perverted sexual connotation. We all go to Rocky don't we?

Morgan, I absolutely love you sweetie. I'm not even, yet, technically part of cast, and you still chose to do me. I'm honoured. But really, could you have made it any more difficult for them? Well, so long as at least one person appears clueless.

By the way, the word is petite. Thanks for including me. I feel special.

How's my Raini doing? Perhaps, I should get in contact with Ozzy on that offer for a ride. I'm starting to miss you guys again. I'm afraid that you all might forget about me. Like that could happen even if you tried.

That foxy mama of mine with mesmerizing eyes and Shirley Manson do, the sweetest twins I have had to pleasure to know, John who needs to tune me into some new musique, and speaking of Adam, I have too damned much fun shouting lines with. This not having a mode of transit is really getting to me. Tttaaaxxxiii!!!

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe, the river bleu

PS I'd do a member myself, but it's all been done if you know what I mean.

Trinity2oo5 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:48 am

Eww... I hate Adam. He's stupid.

calvinem · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:29 pm

like i said, man, you had to be there...well, i mean, where we were.

moroninalunchbox · **Posted:** Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:45 pm

Hiiiiiiiiiii Ashe

No time to say more now but I luff you!

Colour_of_Ash · **Posted:** Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:03 am

moroninalunchbox wrote:

Hiiiiiiiiiii Ashe

No time to say more now but I luff you!

How much do I luff thee. Let me count the ways.

*bats eyes*

Thank you for taking the time nonetheless. I feel welcome. I just now returned from Elysium with a friend. I danced my arse off, and really, I am a great dancer. Last week I was even complimented by a girl. That was sweet. You and I should get together outside of Rocky sometime soon. I'll give you my number if you don't already still have it.

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe, the river bleu

PS I finally saw Adrian after almost a month. He's doing well.

Strangelove · **Posted:** Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:39 pm

Lindsay and Whitney, you're right, that's me. I don't know how creepy I am, mainly I'm just very very odd, and most people are put off by people who mutter incomprehensibly and then laugh. But I'm a pacifist and so sexually repressed I don't even know what it means. Or something. And I actually spend almost every night away from my place, often at Alamo Drafthouse, but sometimes uh, not. Tonight (Monday), for example, I'm going to the Alamo Drafthouse downtown at 9:45 to see Pretty Things http://drafthouse.com/online_tix/show_details.asp?show_id=1310, with performances by Mott the Hoople, T Rex, David Bowie, Roxy Music, Sparks, Alice Cooper, New York Dolls, and more documenting glam rock -- and it's only one dollar!

Be there and/or be octagonal!

David, Geometrically opposed to onomatopoeia

PhireFreak · **Posted:** Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:16 pm

ow.
david yelled at me.

I was just kiddin'

Strangelove · **Posted:** Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:53 am

Aw Lindsay, big hugs -- I didn't mean to yell at you. Stress from the holidays, or a broken volume control.

David

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