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"When you expose your stupidity, you give yourself the chance to have it caught, corrected and replaced with wisdom."
This is my business ladies and gentlemen. And business is good.

Lindsay, thank you. You've given me a very cool segue into...THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES!!! If you want to come see them at UT, stop by the West Mall between 10 and 2 from now until Friday to purchase tickets, which are $6 in advance and $8 at the door. The performances are this and next Friday, the 20th and 27th, at 8p and Sunday, the 22nd, at 3p. There are also multiple performances (including one done completely in American Sign Language) around town on March 6th, which you can find at http://events.vday.org/2004/World/Austin-Texas. Come support your local vaginas!!!

All the proceeds go to charities like SafePlace that are dedicated to ending violence against women and girls.

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I am a confused little kitten, take me home and feed me tuna.

Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" -- she always called me Elwood -- "In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.

Ah, thou hast discovered the awesome wonder that is rathergood.com I see. The hedgehogs are inconsequential! They are nothing compared to Jamie and the Magic Todger!

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-Nobody's perfect and I stand accused;
For lack of a better word and that's my best excuse.

-Jeff says, "It is very dark; you are likely to be eaten by a Grue."

Does anyone other than me miss the Viking kittens singing the Immigrant song by Led Zeppelin? That song f*ing rocked! I wish they hadn't taken it down. That was when they had the sweatshirts that said "We are your overlords" with the kittens on them. Now they're lame. They say "we are mighty." BTW, has anyone seen the Spongmonkeys on the new Quizno's subs commercials? Rock on!

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~Whitney~
In the Coast Guard, gone, and forgotten.
Semper Paratus

Last Spring or something Berry pointed me to a link over at Rather Good for the Viking Kittens singing "Gay Bar" by Electric Six. It warms my heart.
Jamie's Magic Todger never really did it for me though.

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"When you expose your stupidity, you give yourself the chance to have it caught, corrected and replaced with wisdom."
This is my business ladies and gentlemen. And business is good.

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I just ate a chicken. I'm horny.

I love that commercial! It's so weird it's funny!

Ashes to ashes...

~Ashe

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"in the twilight, memories shimmer in a breath...of hesitation,
but it only lasts a moment...
before it's gone."

- The Crüxshadows

when my mom saw that commercial she was afraid, i was too busy laughing my head off

Oh how I loved the Viking kittens!
I'm down at ACTV. James just came out here and gave me a kiss and I have green makeup on my nose and glasses now...

Viking Kitties RULE! Don't know why Rather Good took the page down. But go here:
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

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"I have drunk, and seen the spider."
--William Shakespeare, Winter's Tale