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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:33 pm 
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their ass!


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:38 pm 
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1. The watch thing: Maybe I don't know you and think you might be deaf. Or stupid. I think I may do that sometimes, which is odd, since I have never worn a wristwatch with any regularity. They've always felt wrong. Hmm.

2. The remote thing: Most TV/VCR/DVD/DVRs cannot be reasonably operated from the console. Not having the remote for any of my stuff would be like not having the steering wheel for my car. I'm too lazy to get out of the car and turn the wheels by hand.

3. The cake thing: But if you eat the cake, you no longer have it. That old saying got turned around a long time ago. It's supposed to be "eat your cake and have it, too."

4. The last place you look thing: Another poorly-phrased truism. Should be "It's the last place you'd think to look."

5. The "did you see that" thing: I suppose some non ADD people might never look away, blink, go to the bathroom, or get stuck behind a 7-foot mutant, but I sure do.

6. The question-permission thing: I prefer to ask, "May I ask you another question after I have finished asking this one?"

7. The New & Improved thing: I guess that depends on how you define "new." It's a new, improved version of the old product. If you want to be a stickler, nothing's really new, just a variation of something else.

8. The "Life is short" thing: What can you do that's longer? Be dead.

9. The bus thing: Maybe you got to the bus stop just as the bus was leaving and you're waiting for the next one. And which bus? Maybe you're not waiting for the same one he needs.


Just feeling contrary tonight.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:03 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:02 am 
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LOL! That's fuckin' great! :lmao:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:25 am 
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:lmao:

*laughing at both Stevo and Rheavon*

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:09 pm 
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Stevo wrote:
7. The New & Improved thing: I guess that depends on how you define "new." It's a new, improved version of the old product. If you want to be a stickler, nothing's really new, just a variation of something else.


The theory is that there are really only 7 original ideas and everything else is just a variation....how depressing is that?

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Sel wrote:
The theory is that there are really only 7 original ideas and everything else is just a variation....how depressing is that?

Isn't that for story ideas?

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I wouldn't be surprised if it were both to be honest.

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I think those are nine very legitimate complaints! Never really heard that spin on those activities, but w/e salts your fries...


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:29 am 
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slurpee wrote:
w/e salts your fries...


Rather than salt, I prefer chili and cheese on my fries.

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Stevo wrote:
5. The "did you see that" thing: I suppose some non ADD people might never look away, blink, go to the bathroom, or get stuck behind a 7-foot mutant, but I sure do.

Why would you sit behind Matt at the movies? Wouldn't you be sitting beside him? :lol:

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