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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:51 am 
Goddess Lindsay
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From one of my mailing lists...
(yes it's comic top five)

The Top 10 Least Known Types of Kryptonite


10> Burgundy Kryptonite: Goes really well with Kryptonian beef.

9> Barry White Kryptonite: Changes Supes' voice to a deep,
sultry, seductive tone.

8> Titanium Kryptonite: Drops three strokes off your golf game!

7> Elevated Orange Kryptonite: Makes Superman panicky and
paranoid even though there's nothing remotely dangerous going
on around him.

6> Magenta Kryptonite: Turns Superman into a sweet transvestite.

5> Burnt Sienna Kryptonite: No effect, just a chance for the
colorist to *finally* use that crayon.

4> Red, White and Blue Kryptonite: Causes Superman to violate
essential civil liberties in well-meaning but misguided
attempt to fight terrorism.

3> Ecru Kryptonite: Just like White Kryptonite, but only
Supergirl and Lois Lane can tell the difference.

2> Chartreuse Kryptonite: Turns Superman into the only male on
the planet who knows what the color "chartreuse" looks like.


and the Number 1 Least Known Type of Kryptonite...


1> Chromium Kryptonite: Seals the victim in a polyurethane bag
along with a limited edition collector's card. May also cause
unexpected hair growth, new costumes, multiple spin-offs
and/or temporary death.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 10:23 am 
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Things like these make may day.... especially during school... half of my teachers like rocky, so its fun to make references and have them reply...

of course...there are those who have no idea or are utterly appalled by my even mentioning of anything remotely rocky..

what a fickle world have we.. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:31 pm 
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From a Dear Jesus letter we got recently at CotC:
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Jesus, why do you let people like those freaks who act out the Rocky Horror Picture Show in front of the move at midnight live...I KNOW you have the means to smite them...so get to smiting...or I will
Of course, that could be from one of you freaks... :)

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