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I Prefer SEX in?
One hole 17%  17%  [ 3 ]
Two hole 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Three hole 17%  17%  [ 3 ]
Red hole 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Blue hole 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Mouse hole 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Cow hole 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
A Box with a Fox 56%  56%  [ 10 ]
Total votes : 18
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:00 am 
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Describe IN DETAIL the best SEX you have ever had!


Describe IN DETAIL the worst SEX you have ever had!


Describe IN DETAIL your first time having SEX!


Describe IN DETAIL the funniest thing that has happened to you while having SEX!


Describe IN DETAIL what kind of music you like to listen to during SEX!


Damnit and if this doesn't get the boards going STRONG then I don't know what the FUCK will.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:28 pm 
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i doubt if this will get the board going


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:23 am 
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you never know it might

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:21 am 
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john dont knock it just because you cant answer the poll


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:17 pm 
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hahahahahaha, and this is comming from someone who can???????????.......kid i was having sex while you were just a stain in your daddy's boxers


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:20 pm 
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im not saying i can. that is why im not answering, im just saying that you are full of shit. also... YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OLDER THAN ME MOTHER FUCKER, your like less than 10 years older (like i give a fuck how old you are, i actually forgot how old you are) so you are full of shit if you think that you have been having sex before i was born.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:05 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:15 pm 
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NO REALLY!!!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:05 am 
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Learn how to answer a poll. I will do so myself tonight. I have to be awake again for work in 3 hours, so I am waiting till I have sufficient time.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:38 am 
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Describe IN DETAIL the best SEX you have ever had!

The Best Sex I ever had was when it was just my ex and me in the house. We had went into the kitchen and I pushed her up against the counter and went down on her. It was hot, because my parents were suppose to be home any time, and we had no idea if we would get caught or not.

Describe IN DETAIL the worst SEX you have ever had!

The Worst Sex I ever had was with this guy I met at Rocky. I know crazy right Bobbi fucking a guy is just weird. Anyway, we went back to my place and he was just horrible. I mean I laid there waiting for something good to happen, but it never did. What made it worse is the fact that I was drunk and I had to wake up the next morning with his nappy ass next to me...ewww bad memories.

Describe IN DETAIL your first time having SEX!

The First Time I ever had sex was with this guy I had been crushing on forever. We were up in his room watching a movie and it just kinda happened. It was actually really good. He was the best guy I have ever slept with.

The First Time I ever had sex with a girl was awesome. She had come to visit for a month and we were laying in bed making out. Well we had made this bet that whoever orgasmed first had to be the other ones slave. Well we will just say I won...heehee.

Describe IN DETAIL the funniest thing that has happened to you while having SEX!

The Funniest thing that has happened to me was when I was having sex with this girl and my StepDad was in the room next to us. Well she was being a little load and he came in to check on us. He caught me with my head between her legs. I just told him to get out and when he did I kept going. We laughed about it later, but he didn't think it was so funny. I think I gave him the shock of his life that day.

Describe IN DETAIL the music you like to listen to while having SEX!

I like to listen to a lot of different things. I mean I think it depends on the moment. Most of the time I like to have sex listening to The Cure or Misfits. Also Jack Off Jill if I am in the mood...heehee.

I know I am weird but that is why you love me...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:23 pm 
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Not that anyone really wants to hear it, but what the hell?

Describe IN DETAIL the best SEX you have ever had!
Smartass answer: This time with my right hand....
Serious answer: behind the garage on top of the flat-roofed doghouse. Neighbors were playing patio basketball a few meters away.

Describe IN DETAIL the worst SEX you have ever had!
Smartass answer: see above. two words: butt splinters
Serious answer: in the shower. slipped and hit my head on the shower handle really hard. There was another time that was worse, but not so much the sex as the repercussions.

Describe IN DETAIL your first time having SEX!
It was kind of an accident at first. Not sure I should go into detail. It might be considered "inappropriate"

Describe IN DETAIL the funniest thing that has happened to you while having SEX!
Smartass answer: I reached up and honked her clown nose.
Serious answer: Her stupid dalmation came in and started licking my happy sack.

Describe IN DETAIL what kind of music you like to listen to during SEX!
Smartass answer: Circus calliope
Serious answer: I don't think I ever intentionally listened to music during sex, but there was this one time her brother was in the other room, and I distinctly heard Blue Oyster Cult playing.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:48 pm 
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you forgot sex in a foxhole...for army people.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 1:14 am 
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Describe IN DETAIL the best SEX you have ever had!
That would have to be with myself because, get this...nobody has ever brought me to an orgasm.

Describe IN DETAIL the worst SEX you have ever had!
Ohh this is rather embarrassing...I'd rather not discuss THAT


Describe IN DETAIL your first time having SEX!
In detail??? Um...yeah. Not gonna happen. It was...on a bed. With a guy.

Describe IN DETAIL the funniest thing that has happened to you while having SEX!
I fell asleep. Ha ha ha.


Describe IN DETAIL what kind of music you like to listen to during SEX!
Hot Action Cop is the only music I've ever listened to while having sex.

My bottom line on answering these questions: I haven't really had a lot of sex, people. These answers are boring but maybe that's because I'm fourteen years old! I'm not exactly "sexually active".


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:27 am 
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2004 2:37 pm 
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cool3865 wrote:
hahahahahaha, and this is comming from someone who can???????????.......kid i was having sex while you were just a stain in your daddy's boxers

So, um, John, you were having sex when you were four or five? That's a little creepy and sad, although it explains a lot.

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