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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:11 pm 
So I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my dildo was missing....


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check south congress. they sell things on the side of the road.

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Ask Kato he tends to steal things sometimes...:lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:57 am 
aah kato...I knew thee well.


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:? Kato? Do I know this person? Should I know this person? Why am I so out of the loop???

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aah kato...I knew thee well.


give me back my skull biatch! :fist:

Oh and Britt: :sexy:

-Lindsay, having fun with the new toys

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"that was no dildo, that was my dinner!"

David, trying out this new system

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:32 pm 
So David, sits down with a napkin round his neck, fork and knife in hand ready to chow down when Linz jumps in and says " hey don't eat that...


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You don't know where it's been! I do, and sometimes I wish I didn't..." to which Dot smacks Linz in the back of the head, and while Linz is rubbing the bump...

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dot grabs the dildo and skips into the bathroom to wash the ketchup off or so she said after 10 minutes Linz goes to retrive her only to find.....

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 8:21 pm 
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...That the dildo was haunted, and had killed Dot, ramming itself into her ocular cavity. Linz runs to get an axe with which to defend herself, but...

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it was too late and Lindsay was bludegeoned to death with what was now known as the 40 pronged dildo of death, though it wasn't pronged, and didn't have 40 of anything.
They just thought it was a catchy name.
Speaking of catching things, I found this sore on my....

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:37 am 
so, lindsay goes to the doctor. They tell her, "i'm sorry, ma'am, there's nothing we can do for you you have chronic...


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Fibromyalgia.
Then I said, "Oh shit, I guess it's time for me to kick the bucket then," so I did. They buried me where the flowers grew. One grew up and one grew down, it tickled my nose, it drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They kept me in a big white room, I liked it there, I died there. They buried me where the flowers grew...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:56 am 
Then the dreary winter came by. There were many mourners that came by to pay their respects to linz with the ticklish nose. They left many items at the head of her grave including


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 12:05 pm 
A beautiful Vibrator, what they didn't know was that the little pink bunny who provided the batteries for this had provided batteries for another dildo with a much darker past. As the morners left...


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..a UFO shaped like a big old house descended to the ground, releasing the odor of pomegranates, and a chorus of Belgian dentists began singing, "

David, stop me before I lick again!

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"Baby Got Back". Halfway through the song Skully and Mulder pulled up in a Humvee with Ron Weasley chained down to the roof. Ron cried out,"

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"No! No! Lindsay can't be dead! I was on my way to profess my undying love and devotion to her when these people chained me to their overpriced, gas guzzling car!" He took a breath, looked around, and then one of the Belgian dentists pulled off their masks, and Ron said, "Tony Blair? Is that you? I thought you weren't real just the American government's puppet!" Tony spoke...

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And then there was Jesus...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:06 am 
More like the Buddy Christ popping out of the shadows. "Hey everyone! Here's what I think we shoud do...


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First, we need a bottle of rubbing alcohol, a bag of margarita flavored jelly beans, and a nail file. Then we'll grab The Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Pekinpah, and a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...

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