1)" Uh, whose car is that out front? "
"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"American Beauty

2)"Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

3)"Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool."Austin Powers 1

4)"Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."Beetlejuice

5)" Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?"Breakfast Club

6)"I think you can see her kidneys!"Clerks

7)"We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service? "

8 )" I need a favor. "
" Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim."Go

9)"I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other."Goonies

10)"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."Hackers

11)"I remember you being a lot bigger."..."To a ten-year-old I'm Huge."Hook

12)"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!"

13) “There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown BECAME famous and started winning Grammy's.”Office Space

14)” She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either.”One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

15)” HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE! “
”You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”Princess Bride

16) “You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"Tank Girl

17) “Well, don't you want to open your present?”
”If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset”Wayne's World

18 )” Could those be the miners?” “Sure, they're what, like three?” “Miners, not minors!” “You lost me.”Galaxy Quest
19) “He was just a nice boy who happened to have a thing for transvestites. Lot’s of people do.”Pricilla Queen of the Desert

20) ”They hypnotized Orson Welles into covering it up. So first he says there's an invasion from Mars, then he says no-no-no it's just a radio show hoax.”

12. "Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation. "