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Author:  Strangelove [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:30 am ]
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This may've already been posted, but I just took it and it told me to "get a life" so I thought I'd share it because it's nearly midnight on Easter Sunday.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3410991786237416725

There may be a difference between a live theatre and a movie theater, but it will not necessarily change your score. Did you score? heheh

David, "90% Sweet Transvestite"

Author:  Morningstar [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:12 am ]
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Scored a 81%. xD Sweet Transvestite

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:05 am ]
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Ha, ha. 93%, biznitch. Eat my sweetness.

Author:  Arienette [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:43 am ]
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yay! i got a 96%, probaby woulda been a 100 if i would've put that janet was a slut or brad wasn't an asshole. i'm such a whore for good grades :D

Author:  eitherway [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:48 am ]
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96! woot woot!

wait so...she's not a slut? and he's not an asshole?!?! did i miss something?

Author:  Arienette [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:56 pm ]
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i didn't really know if they counted the call lines or the titles (cause in the opening credits janet is a heroine).

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:12 pm ]
Post subject:  I've put way too much time and thought into this.

Some of the questions seem to have more than one correct answer. Or maybe some answers are more correct than others? For example: among the choices for the Janet question are:

A heroine
A slut
A cross-dressing man

Now, those first two are definite, and it's probably subjective to the quiz-taker as to which is the more accurate. However, I believe that the third option is the most correct. Here's why. Are you ready? Brace yourself:

Susan Sarandon is a man.

Swear to god. Ever seen Thelma & Louise? Igby Goes Down? The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Two words: Giant. Bulge.

Thusly, Janet Weiss must also be a man. Especially when she says "I'm a muscle man" during Seven Days. That's not a Janet line. That's Susan, jumping on the lyric as she desparately attempts to communicate her gender disparity to Richard O'Brien.

QED, motherfuckers. QED.

Author:  Trinity2oo5 [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:43 pm ]
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I got a 98. Awesome test. :)

Author:  DandyAndy [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:58 pm ]
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I took the test twice, once I used the tagline answers for brad, janet and Eddie and then used the actual movie answers and I got the same score both times so both answers are correct.

Author:  Stevo [ Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I've put way too much time and thought into this.

mynameisrobertpaulson wrote:
Especially when she says "I'm a muscle man" during Seven Days.
Uh, that's "FAN", not "MAN". But you knew that, right?

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:58 am ]
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I maintain it is "man," whatever you might think you know. Susan Sarandon is a dude, and I'll hold to that conviction in spite of all logic.

Author:  mouse [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:56 am ]
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Sweet Transvestite
You scored 95%
Wow. You probably know more than I do about the movie. Congratulations. Now get a life.


Everytime I think im out, they pull me back in.

And as I recal from my Sr research project, didn't Rocky debute in late 74? Just goin off the top of my head here, and smoked a lot of pot since then, but i coulda sworn it was 74.

Author:  mouse [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:58 am ]
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DandyAndy wrote:
I took the test twice, once I used the tagline answers for brad, janet and Eddie and then used the actual movie answers and I got the same score both times so both answers are correct.


There really is an amazing amount of liquid in your rectum isn't there? *hearts you!*

Author:  mynameisrobertpaulson [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:19 am ]
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Rocky debuted in '75. I know this because the 25th anniversary DVD came out my freshman fall semester in 2000. Which means that this year is the 30th anniversary. Huttah.

Author:  PhireFreak [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:58 am ]
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The play was out in 1974.

Author:  Strangelove [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:03 pm ]
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mynameisrobertpaulson wrote:
Which means that this year is the 30th anniversary.


...and I'm certain that our BIG plans for the 30th anniversary show are well under way, aren't they?

David

Terry Schiavo told me, " "

Author:  whitefeatherswan [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:01 pm ]
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Of course they are...*cough* *cough*

Author:  the jester [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:44 pm ]
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i would think that for the anniversary show there should just be a regular show except that we have the best people for their best parts. either that or we should have a show of older cast as kind of flashback on the times since the 25th anniversary.

Author:  eitherway [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:44 pm ]
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maybe something along the lines of...you can only be cast if you're over thirty...hehe...

Author:  Stevo [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:41 pm ]
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eitherway wrote:
maybe something along the lines of...you can only be cast if you're over thirty...hehe...

Okay, let's see. Hmm. Me, Shawn, James, Joanna, David, Calvin... Um.. Um...

Author:  eitherway [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:21 pm ]
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my point exactly :D

Author:  Mary_jane [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:23 pm ]
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I only got a 90 % :cry:

Author:  blackfeatherswan [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:19 am ]
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I umm, got 98%. Heh heh....um, wow I'm a loser. I've watched that movie so many goddamned times.
---Morgan---

Author:  RCPanther54 [ Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:29 pm ]
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I got an 85%

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