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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:05 am 
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So, what would be your new cast for Rocky? Keep it bordering on realistic. No casting dead people or characters. Just real, live actors.

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Frank: Eddie Izzard (a bit old and chunky)
Janet: Going to have to think about it...
Brad: Owen Wilson?
Riff: Crispin Glover, or maybe Christopher Eccleston
Magenta: Natasha Lyonne
Columbia: Kirsten Dunst
Dr. Scott: Dunno. Top of my head says Mandy Patinkin for some reason
Eddie: Jack Fucking Black
Rocky: Not a fucking clue
Crim: John Rhys-Davies

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Frank - Ewan Mcgregor
Brad - Edward Norton
Janet - Christina Ricci
Riff - Jonny Depp
Magenta - Asia Argento
Columbia - Kate Hudson
Rocky - Mark Wahlberg
Eddie - Jack Black
Dr. Scott - Ian Mckellan
Crim - Anthony Hopkins

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:09 am 
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Christina Ricci is waaaaaaay too dark for Janet. She'd make a hot Magenta though.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:16 am 
Star Trek / Rocky Horror

Frank - Bill Shatner
Brad - Walter Koenig
Janet - Grace Lee Whitney
Riff Raff - Deforest Kelley
Magenta - Majel Barrett
Colunbia - Kirstie Alley
Rocky - Mr Spock
Eddie - Ricardo Montalban
Dr.Scott - James Doohan
Crim - George Takei


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Frank: Eddie Izzard
Janet: Nicole Kidman
Brad: Owen Wilson
Riff:Christopher Eccleston
Magenta: Natasha Lyonne
Columbia: Kirsten Dunst
Dr. Scott: Ian McKellan
Eddie: Jack Black
Rocky: (Heehee) Vin Diesel
Crim: Christopher Walken

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UPDATE:

I have a new Riff for my list: PETER WOODWARD

Some of you geekier folks might remember him as Galen on Babylon 5/Crusade. I linked to that page specifically because it has sound files, so you can hear his voice.

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Frank: Crispin Muthafuckin Glover
Brad: Jared Leto
Janet: Maggie Gyllenhall
Rocky: The Rock
Riff: Christian Bale
Magenta: Chloe Sevigny
Columbia: Yeah, Kirsten Dunst
Eddie: Jables
Scott: Rage Kage
Crim: David Bowie

God, I would love to see The Rock croon out "truly beautiful to behold" in stockings and a boa. Why does that image come so easily?

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God, I would love to see The Rock croon out "truly beautiful to behold" in stockings and a boa. Why does that image come so easily?


Completely plausible.

See evidence A:

Be Cool

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I can't find the exact photo I want of him singing "You Ain't Woman Enough", but this is from the same scene:

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photos, ahem, borrowed from IMDB

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Here's mine, now that I have a moment to post it.

Frank - David Bowie
Brad - Edward Norton
Janet - Kate Hudson
Riff - Johnny Depp
Magenta - Helena Bonham Carter
Columbia - Lori Petty
Rocky - Mark Wahlberg
Eddie - Jack Black
Dr. Scott - Ian McKellan
Crim - Anthony Hopkins

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Dr.Scott - James Doohan


I thought he died relatively recently... :(

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Trinity2oo5 wrote:
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Dr.Scott - James Doohan


I thought he died relatively recently... :(
Working on it, but still alive. He has Alzheimer's. :(

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 Post subject: Still alive
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:44 am 
Jimmy is still alive.

He had stroke, is half deaf & has parkinsons as well as Alzheimers.



I got a chance to work with him at his last public apperance.


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i was watching a episode of saturday night live and the rock was the host. he was in drag!!! ill try to find a picture to post of that (be afraid, be very afraid)


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