Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:37:51 -0500
From: "Stephanie Schutz" <email@example.com>
Subject: [austin-events] ---!!!Zombie Rights March!!!----
When: Friday Sep 22, 2006 at 6:00 PM
Where: Congress Avenue Bridge to City Hall
Zombies will gather at the south end of the Congress Bridge, and march
down Congress Avenue to the city Hall. There they will be met by
pirates who will counter protest.
My Zombie Bretheren!
Too long have we stood silent, save the occasional groan! We have
lived under the oppression of the living masses for untold millenia!
Now is our time! The time of the dead! Or perhaps the UNDEAD?
On September the 22nd (long acknowledged by our Zombie Prophets as the
day of reckoning), we will gather at the Southern End of the Congress
Avenue Bridge at 6 PM, and lurch our magnificent way to the City Hall.
There, we will feast upon the living, as Zombie speakers give
inspiring speeches delivered via megaphone. Please make appropriate
zombie signs and prepare zombie chants.
For those of you who insist upon demeaning our zombie-liciousness
(Evil Pirates), there will be a designated protest area for you. At
some point, I am sure the zombies and pirates will come to blows, so I
call upon the city of Austin to have riot police in place to prevent
this epic clash of civilizations.