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The Vixen
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:29 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:48 pm Posts: 1091 Location: About as far south in Austin as you can get!
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Ok, so I remember Lisa Marie used to do this all the time, and I am bringing it back because I am excrutiatingly bored at work. So, I am going to start by writing the first couple lines of a story, and y'all continue it. Let's see if we can get something good!!
I was having a picnic in the middle of the park on a bright Saturday afternoon. All of the sudden I heard a noise! I looked up in the sky and saw...
Your turn!
Brittany
_________________ "No, I said I got it caught in my BUTTON hole!" ~ The One and Only Lauren Matyis
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eitherway
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:34 pm |
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Drag Diva |
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Joined: Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:05 am Posts: 1298 Location: austin/laredo
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right ontop of a crying baby. The people around applaud him for his efforts in silencing the child and, to show their gratitude they...
_________________ _chibbi_
This aint no fucking Disney Store: Dance Mother Fuckers!
"I only did it with her because I'm in love with you" -Rules of Attraction
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whitefeatherswan
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:03 pm |
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Drama Queen |
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Joined: Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:16 pm Posts: 711 Location: Alameda, CA
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Proceed to surround him with very busty women, who kiss him all over and thank him, when all of a sudden, Kevin runs up and...
_________________ ~Whitney~ In the Coast Guard, gone, and forgotten. Semper Paratus
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oddgirlie
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:36 pm |
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Closet Thespian |
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Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:29 pm Posts: 466 Location: The cupboard under the stairs
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cries out desperately at the increasingly amorous crowd, "STOP! Please, you've got to move away from him, NOW, he's a--"
_________________ ~ Summer Z. Odd ~
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brit_bear
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:47 pm |
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Of Bucketland |
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Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:15 pm Posts: 1326
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"...sock fiend! Yes, he'll eat your socks and leave your feet freezing!" Just as the crowd started to inch away and exchange odd glances, a lemur drove by in a corvette while throwing flaming...
_________________ ~Bucket~
"She gotta have tons of this rock star bad boy's wet stuff in Brittany when his big thing totally did her he had fun and it was fantastic." --Lisa Frank refrigerator magnets arranged suggestively in high school
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Always_lost_X
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:19 am |
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Drama Queen |
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Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:01 am Posts: 535
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(you made it suck) Bags of cats at Kevin for thorting their efforts, kevin knowing only one line of action runs to the car and......
_________________ yeah.. i know i can't spell.. thanks for pointing it out dick.. does it make you feel better?
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers" --MM
i'm gonna go on a child killing rampage! -??? Awww its just so cute when YOU say that ^.^v-X
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moroninalunchbox
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:24 am |
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Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:53 am Posts: 2041 Location: Austin, TX
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... douses it with the Holy Water he keeps around for when the zombies come, screaming at the top of his lungs "...
_________________ I >3 Susasn
Bucket: The fucking CHEESE has more health than I do!
"A song while you buy your crack, sir?"
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penguin
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:00 am |
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Sweet Transvestite |
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Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:26 am Posts: 825
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... Burning away only to free it's evil on to the world were it was trap in the muffler by the dark wizard Henry Ford Â…
p.s. I know a corvette is not a ford thatÂ’s what makes it evil.
_________________ It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry (Penguin VooDoo)
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Strangelove
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:34 pm |
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Sweet Transvestite |
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Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:46 pm Posts: 788 Location: behind the McDonald's that's close to the mall that's near the freeway
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whose daughter Edsel waved down a friendly motorcycle driven by
_________________ I just ate a chicken. I'm horny.
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brit_bear
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:59 pm |
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Of Bucketland |
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Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:15 pm Posts: 1326
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dr. scott!
_________________ ~Bucket~
"She gotta have tons of this rock star bad boy's wet stuff in Brittany when his big thing totally did her he had fun and it was fantastic." --Lisa Frank refrigerator magnets arranged suggestively in high school
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Stevo
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:30 pm |
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Drag Diva |
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Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:23 pm Posts: 1655 Location: Austin, TX
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...whose scrotum was caught in the spokes, being slapped around like a mildly retarded ten-dollar whore on a slow night. Fortunately, Dr. Scott couldn't feel anything below his waist, ever since...
_________________ Pope Stevo da First ----- Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at you. Pussy.
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Thorn
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:02 pm |
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Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:54 pm Posts: 277 Location: Beyond The Walls
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...that horrible incident in that Guatemalan prison where an inmate, feeling kinky, strapped a spring from one of the beds to Dr. Scott's...
_________________ I can slap a tornado, I can dry up the sea, when i live for the moment, there aint no fuckin' with me.
...and all my soul
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