February 28, 2046
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)

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"When you expose your stupidity, you give yourself the chance to have it caught, corrected and replaced with wisdom."
This is my business ladies and gentlemen. And business is good.

August 18, 2049
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Woot! While I like those odds, how can that be when John says he is going to kill me, because Brittany hates me??

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~*sHaNnOn*~
I'm a freak, a hippie, a punk, a goth, a bitch, a pain in the ass, a nerd, a gamer, a geek, a metal head, a physcopath, a drunk, a burnout... but at least I'm not fucking normal.
www.myspace.com/shannonhurn

July 5, 2059
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (12%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (21%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (29%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (2%)

i wonder if this has anything to do with me loving to jump out of planes....

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and the phrase of the day: Clit tease!!

Name? Sara
When Will They Kill Me? November 8, 2019
How Many Will Be Involved? 4
How Much Will The Rest Pay Them? $319
How Will I Get Killed? Poisoned at IHOP
Why Will I Get Killed? Because Lindsay Hates Me

Well, I guess there are worse places to die than at IHOP. Oh someone, please tell me one of them!

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Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

March 8, 2045
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Confusion (5%)

Whoopee! I'm dying on my birthday! Personally I'd like to keel over right into the ice cream.

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"Omnibus Calculus Agatha Christie Amen"