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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:07 pm 
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According to Pat Robertson's 700 Club (show locally on KXAN from 1 PM to 2 PM weekdays), Interstate 35 is fulfilling Biblical prophecies and curing gayness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5S38LpMgu0

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:39 pm 
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Take 35 every day.... still gay.

"Purity siege" ..... O.o

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:40 pm 
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what. the. hell.

Ok, wouldn't setting people on fire kind of kill them? I know he's speaking metaphorically, but he keeps repeating it, and I can't help but think it'd be painful.

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brit_bear wrote:
what. the. hell.

Ok, wouldn't setting people on fire kind of kill them? I know he's speaking metaphorically, but he keeps repeating it, and I can't help but think it'd be painful.



no,no,no,no, their only burning the gay away.. its relatively painless, you just feel less fabulous after

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:45 am 
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Shit like this makes me want to run away and start my own island country. If only I had the means...

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shit, i grew up on I-35. i've lived less than 2 miles away from it my whole life...

i'll tell you one thing, theres definitely more "fuck you"s than "fuck me"s on I-35.

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Take I-35 every day...married to a man 21 years... still gay.
(Well, technically bi, but feel more gay than bi, and never straight.)


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i wrote a poem. about this.
theres a haiku up on my myspace, haha.
full peom must be performed, never read.

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eitherway wrote:
full peom must be performed, never read.




is that the one in which you acosted me with? @.@ i really liked it... lot just scared the shit outta me

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now x...if this whole I-35 thing just happened yesterday (or a few days ago)...how could i have accosted you with a poem about months prior to the actual event even happening...?

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woman's Intuition ? maybe

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eitherway wrote:
now x...if this whole I-35 thing just happened yesterday (or a few days ago)...how could i have accosted you with a poem about months prior to the actual event even happening...?


time travel?

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eitherway wrote:
now x...if this whole I-35 thing just happened yesterday (or a few days ago)...how could i have accosted you with a poem about months prior to the actual event even happening...?


There you go again, asking logical questions; just like a man... Sheesh!

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spiderlily wrote:
Take I-35 every day...married to a man 21 years... still gay.
(Well, technically bi, but feel more gay than bi, and never straight.)


...Haha! I love me some James...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:17 pm 
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so do I!


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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/19/btsc.t ... index.html

I'm guessing these people won't look too fondly on The Crazy Lady (errrr... O Cabaret) either.

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I think I threw up a little at the back of my mouth.

Also, my blood pressure just shot through the roof.

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