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 Post subject: SpeedFit
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:29 pm 
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Sometimes you come upon something so ridiculous, so on-its-face laughably stupid, you just want to stop everything and enjoy. That's what we did when we first saw this investors-demo video of SpeedFit, a new concept in exercise technology:The Mobile Treadmill...a treadmill designed specially to move/walk down the street while you're treading.

Because, let's see, walking down the street without a treadmill is too tough?

Check it out...



The proud creators of SpeedFit are now looking for investors. Seriously -- and this vid is their pitch. Sure, if you want to walk or run down the street for exercise, you can...walk or run down the street. But, with SpeedFit, now you can do the exact same thing only on a contraption that costs a ton of money, is a pain in the ass (it's one heavy mo-fo), is a potential traffic hazard and can only barely turn corners. Kind of like marketing a spanking new heart-lung ventilator-machine to 100% healthy people who are perfectly capable of breathing on their own. Sign us up!

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 Post subject: Re: SpeedFit
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: SpeedFit
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:21 pm 
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Actually Kerry, I can think of three: What the fuck?


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 Post subject: Re: SpeedFit
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:53 am 
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Cool. It's a hamster ball for people.

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 Post subject: Re: SpeedFit
PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:37 pm 
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This will lead to the first ever human powered giant robot. Give it time.

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 Post subject: Re: SpeedFit
PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:55 pm 
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Stevo wrote:
Cool. It's a hamster ball for people.


That would be awesome. I want a hamsterball. And people to put in it.
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 Post subject: Re: SpeedFit
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:57 pm 
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A giant hamster ball might ber the ideal solution to my agoraphobia woes... I could just roll along and no one could get TOO close!


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